Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor

Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company

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yo mama was rough - Joke

Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"

Yo mama's so damn stupid - Joke

Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

she has to wipe her feet - Joke

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

kicking a can down the street - Joke

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.

Yo mama is so fat. - Joke

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Yo Mama so ugly - Joke

Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.
Yo mam so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped off the couch.