yo mama was rough - Joke

Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"

Yo mama's so damn stupid - Joke

Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.

she has to wipe her feet - Joke

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

kicking a can down the street - Joke

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.

Yo mama is so fat. - Joke

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Yo Mama so ugly - Joke

Yo Mama so ugly when she was a baby they stuck her in a corner and fed her with a slingshot.
Yo mam so ugly she grabbed for the remote and it jumped off the couch.

Yo mama is so fat - Joke

Yo mama is so fat when she sit down we have to add another country to the map

Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle - Joke

yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.

Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo mama has green hair and thinks she’s a tree.

Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you’re saying.

Yo mama has 10 fingers–all on the same hand.

Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.

Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo mama has a short arm and can’t applaude.

Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.

Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.

Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.

Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick - Joke

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama’s glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama is so flat - Joke

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book!

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!